tips for while you are at the super market:
1) probably not a good idea to approach a super market thief
(if you fail to follow that first bit of advice):
2) when the guy starts walking toward you, pretend like you were talking to someone else
(if you fail that bit):
3) when the guy threatens your life, back up/shut up…fast
…I don’t have a 4th tip, thank goodness… interesting morning